I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
My feet surprised me
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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