Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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