I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
3 2 1 whiskey
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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