if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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