I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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