I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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