I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
I don't think brook has ever known best
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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