so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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