The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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