Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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