We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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