Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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