we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Enjoy the penises
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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