your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
