she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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