So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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