hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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