So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Come see our sink grown plant.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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