Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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