Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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