I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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