come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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