don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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