Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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