i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I cannot find my penis.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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