Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I think i got beer on your cat.
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