She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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