Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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