Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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