Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
this hospital has no fireball
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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