If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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