How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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