"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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