If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
foreskin is a definite game changer
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
