she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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