Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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