Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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