I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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