I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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