i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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