carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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