you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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