Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He kissed a someone with a penis
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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