i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
and i looked up. we had an audience...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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