Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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