I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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