mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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