Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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