True but thats because hes a fetus.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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