I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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