I smell stomach acid.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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