you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
BRING THE BAGELS
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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