Why are handjobs necessary in class?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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