i permit you to call me
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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