Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
His nipple licking is glorious
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