Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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